Eagles of Death Metal and the cops

Last night I went to see The Eagles of Death Metal in Camden and had too many lager-pops so i got up later that i intended and on the way to work i had my collar felt by mr policeman for bike riding like a drunk loony but he didnt take me to the station or even give me a fine because all the cops are in really good moods because due to all of this terror and that they get to cover their utility vest in weapons and be well important - he had a tazer gun an extendo trunchoen some cs gas and a real gun on a curly string. He says "How tall are you?" I said "6 foot IC1 brown hair blue eyes" - "Have you been in trouble with us bfore Sir?" - "not for aaaages Ossifer" - "Mind if I check that out?" - "Not at all, I am late already, another couple of minutes can't hurt" I love it when the police are nice about it. Good job I'm white though - you know what the cops are like he'd have probly popped a tazer in my candy-ass. The End