Dreamz

I have had some weird fucking dreams recently the worst one was this one night after I got home really pissed I got on the wrong bus from Camden and it was so fucking cold i ran all teh way home from Finsbury Park and just about managed to eat a crap sandwich before passing out. That night I dreamed that on my way home I accidentally killed someone on Manor Road but was too pissed to sort out hiding the body so i brought it home and dumped it in my lounge thinking that I would sort it out in the morning when I was sober.

I woke up at 6 the next morning TOTALLY TERRIFIED and absolutely convinced that this was in fact the truth and there was going to be a real life dead body to deal with on my sofa. I proper did a cartoon face with big wide eyes and the duvet pulled right up to my nose with both hands and a think bubble coming out of my head that said "OH FUCK' and was still 1/2 believing it when i poked my head round the door to the lounge.

Dick.