The Rug

Submitted by crispi on Mon, 16/03/2009 - 15:29

Dear Janit

I have it on good authority that while i was away last week you were caught thre times by Wicker 'Baking Brownies' on the living room rug. Now these dirty protests MUST STOP. You are not in prison, you are not maltreated, you are not a rescue cat, you have a litter box and it is always clean.

I am at my wits end and furious beyond measure. I swear, as God is my witness, if you drop tuppence on the rug one more time i shall shave your tail and put your toys in the cupboard forever.

I strongly advise you to take heed as this truly is your final warning.

Your adoring friend

Crispin

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I love your blog. You have a

Submitted by Steve Fox (not verified) on Mon, 23/03/2009 - 11:43.

I love your blog. You have a great way of presenting your topic.

hahahahaha > I thought this was real

Submitted by crispi on Thu, 26/03/2009 - 19:26.

...and got all proud lol > flatteryspam is the way foward. I am leaving it here because it makes me look good and because flatteryspam is such a good idea.

well done steve *10 points*