The Plumber's tap - worst blog ever

so, a couple of weeks back i had a looksy at my blog > it's shit. It's the plumbers tap what always drips ~ I'm (by all accounts) a 'web professional' so it is daft that my personal blog should be a such a limp cock, it's rubbish, it's the worst blog ever, it's full of links to god knows what, bollocky, irrelevant secondary content, voting buttons and little adverts for blog directories that i signed up to in some vain and vain attempt to drive people to read my shit by following some tosser's 10 things to do to get your blog noticed. It's got stupid widgets that make people's browsers hang and crash and it's still run on Drupal 5, eighteen months after the upgrade was released.

Pumped after inspiration from think visibility > and reading this post from Tom Smith's the other blog, coupled with the shock of over a hundred visitors in one day (oh em gee) instead of the usual eight or so, I set to it. Tom asked himself what makes a good blog >

"I think that the best blogs are ones that, like a film, or like an elevator pitch for a film, tells a story or at least starts a story, or even better an Impossible Quest. A memorable blog has built into its concept a trajectory - it’s going somewhere!"

Well that's me fucked then >  So then i did some extensive research on the first result on page 1 of google search for 'what makes a great blog' and started reading this post but it was about writing and engaging with the audience and i got bored and went and did something else for a bit.

Then i thought fuck it > Sink the Rock is just a collection of shit, a record of stuff, it doesn't sell anything or even need to be read. It's mine, it's my journal, it's my record, it's my football and I'm going home.

So I re-un-designed it > I upgraded it to Drupal 6 (at last), got rid of all the voting and ranking bullshit and widgets and extra shite popped in a vanity block for most read content and bob's yer pervy uncle this is what is left.

ah sure would 'preciate some comments from y'all... > too stark? - anything i should add?  or take away?

Comments

Thumbs up

I like it.I think you do have a trajectory though. And LOSER drunk is a trajectory all on its own.

hah - thanks(?)

drunk > drunker > drunker > drunker > dead

welcome to my impossible quest

i likes it

it's all clean. maybe you could have a background colour?

I have got a background colour

it's white > persil white

lik the clean skinhead's shirt in teh 80s AWWWWW MUM

yes

i like it too. simple&effective innit. and ooh hello zooey deschanel. keep her.

yep yep yep

zooey stays > I'm sure when she sees it she will be thrilled at the copyright infringment.I have her people on the phone right now most likely...

I fink it done look nice

Also I have linked you from my equally rubbish blog, and will be subscribing to yr podcast.oh yes.   

rolly polly pudding

yes blad - I put you on my blog roll too init -

safe

Thanks for sharing

Thanks for sharing

you're welcome

and thanks yourself > I'll be sure to look you up if i ever need a bag of cement next time i am in cambridge.

No teme

Hello from Russia!
Can I quote a post in your blog with the link to you?

hello from England

sure quote away > be aware that the sensible things in the post are quoted from Tom Smith tho yeah?

nice blog

looks nice, i hate over done blogs... especially when you have to keep going back to them... save all the fancy stuff for websites... lmao @ the percil advert... memories

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