Celebrity Gossip Podcast - The Crescent
Every week me and Wicker do a podcast about celebrity gossip. We don't own a T.V. or read newspapers so gossip magazines are just about our only media influence
It's not really about celebrity gossip it's us reading funny bits from the glossy magazines out to each other and taking the piss - We love ourselves and we think we are well funny whatever anyone else says.
NB > The opinions in the podcast are not necessarily our own - in fact: absolutely everything we say should be regarded as total bollocks.
New pants > New Gossip > New You
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We almost DIED because we couldn't make the mic work but then we phoned Duncan and he told us to switch the phantom power back on on the sound-card and then it worked... IN THE NEWS > Cheryl learns how she could have been a better WAG > Kelly Osbourne STILL boring everyone with her weight loss > Alex is FAT > Ashley Cole talking to HIS COCK > WIcker's been waking listeners up with her singing > A woman breast feeding her 14 YO son > Leona lewis' My Little Pony tattoo > Vannessa Feltz *projecting* (a little bit maybe?) in her problem solutions > SCARY ORGASM FACES > toys in bed during sex (but not the sort you think).
...AND I've got some new pants
CHOOOON to play out with this week - 'Sickly Child' by Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs - we love it
OH and FYI - no podcast next week because I am on me holidays...
Contact the show? - barely anyone does so if you do you are bound to be on it > message us up to be on next week > Myspace / Facebook / Twitter: @chimpdonk / @wickerwoo
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Wicker's Birthday - All our celebrity friends are here - episode 48
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Yes THAT'S RIGHT - it is Wicker's Birthday and seeing as it is 11 in the morning we are stone cold sober for once. We have been away for a week and ALL HELL has broken loose in the werld of celeb goss > Kerry has broken up with Mark (ZOMG) > Cheryl and Ashley at BREAKING POINT (ZOMG) > Simon Cowell IN LOVE > ALSO > Kate Garraway's AMAZING weight loss > Pamala Anderson's GUNT > Some one having sex with their REAL LIFE Grandad > phone sex tips > AND > PEOPLE HAVE CONTACTED THE SHOW > all dem sexeh problims and tin g etc etc.
OH AND > we are IN A MAGAZINE. ...
just sayin
Playing out with 'You can do athletics btw' by - We are THE PHYSICS
Contact the show? - barely anyone does so if you do you are bound to be on it > message us up to be on next week > Myspace / Facebook / Twitter: @chimpdonk / @wickerwoo
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pre mountain quick fire celeb goss... -(episode 47)
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SO > we are back from the pub OH NO - JOrdan's only gone and dressed up her kid like a sex doll - PEATY is LIVID (as you would imagine) > sexy texty - all over the place > it is all falling to pieces > cheryl ashley vernon tess > O - M - G > amy wineclaaart > SU-BO DUMPS HER CAT > real doll marriage (A LEZZY ONE) > What's a char woman? > the allways insightful insights of Carol McGriffin > we see a face that we CAN'T describe > probably the most ultimate DYNAMITE sex tip > you wont believe the problems this week, well you might...
Beans on Toast playing us out this week - 'Coke'
p.s. ride 'til you yak
Contact the show? - barely anyone does so if you do you are bound to be on it > tag tweets with #celebz / message @wickerwoo @chimpdonk or drop us a comment on MySpace OR email us > wicker@sinktherock.org or crispin@sinktherock.org
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The bitter turmoil of celebrity life - episode 46
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OH > little bit late this week because we were waiting for a choon (and then i forgot to post it) > HOWEVER > Jordan's got all married and Peaty done another little cry on daytiem TV *bless* > Cheryl tryin to get some column inches for herself over all that john terry shit > WHO reckons taht NIK-ROB is teh fittest out of girls aloud? > EVEN MORE pregnant men (SNORE) > Lily Allen's hypnosis wore off and NAT-CAS eating hard and fast instead of smoking > LOttery FOOL > sexy problems and of course a dynamite sex tip. ...oh yeh and Kerry is back. The band we playing out with this week is Dignan Porch - 'As You Were'
"The only thing worse than being gossiped about is not being gossiped about."
- Oscar Wlide
Contact the show? - barely anyone does so if you do you are bound to be on it > tag tweets with #celebz / message @wickerwoo @chimpdonk or drop us a comment on MySpace OR email us > wicker@sinktherock.org or crispin@sinktherock.org
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Celebrities and orthopedic shoes
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Wicker is going to HELL > I am not bcs I am just a hitch hiker > Angelina with some new old hat *SIGH* > Corpse Bride from girls aloud dressed up like TwoFace from Batman > Posh is having her feet cut off > Brad's fat brother > Cheryl Cole is scared of Psychics > 3 seats on the plane but that means 3 dinners NOM NOM and thrice NOM > some attention hungry people on the problem pages > a DYNAMITE SEX TIP > AND > SOME PEOPLE sent me messages on twitter WOW @chimpdonk.
Playing out with 'Stage Shoes' by Fever Fever. If you are quick you can catch them playing in Brixton tonight TheRestIsNoise 442 Brixton Road London SW9 8EJ > http://music.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=music.showDetails&friendid...
We cant go though because THAT is south of the river ~ and we are going to BRAIN DRAIN at the Old Blue Last > Blue On Blue (live) / Dignan Porch (live) - FREE ENTRY!!
TEA Mr.Shifter? light refreshment?
Contact the show? - barely anyone does so if you do you are bound to be on it > tag tweets with #celebz / message @wickerwoo @chimpdonk or drop us a comment on MySpace OR email us > wicker@sinktherock.org or crispin@sinktherock.org
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fat thin, thin fat, where is all the celebz at? Special guest Mairead is back...
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OH hO > Mairead tried to make us go to the pub so we made her come round and be on the podcast instead > IN the NEWS > IT IS GOOD that Lily Allen isn't thin > IT IS BAD that Hannah Waterman is thin > Kerry's diet EXAMINED > WHY does everyone hate Jordan? > Kate Moss EXPOSED as a sex predator > THE DANGERS OF SHOES > Sex in the city look-a-likes > MC Hammer's RevEALations > who teh fuck is snookie politzi? > some great penis related problems and my phone tries to spoil it for everyone because it is such a demanding bitch...
Playing out with HEALTH - Die Slow > Fucking brilliant tune - 'mazin band live GO SEE.
FIVE METER SPREAD- NO TALKING
Contact the show? - barely anyone does so if you do you are bound to be on it > tag tweets with #celebz / message @wickerwoo @chimpdonk or drop us a comment on MySpace OR email us > wicker@sinktherock.org or crispin@sinktherock.org
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WHAT? > Jordan on the prowl *sigh* > Baldwin brothers AND sisters REVEALED > find out WHO is even more hated than Jordan? > Jessica Simpson and her MASSIVE MASSIVE TITS > Dannii = PREGGERS > the pals - always the pals > Mischa Barton fattin up again > some bird with westlife tattoos > pregnent menand the company they keep > Carol McGiffen's superbestfriends > Samanda in BROWN HAIR SHOCKER > 3 way sexy problems solved > AND > FINALLY some people have contacted the show....
Playing out with ICE, SEA, DEAD PEOPLE - 'My Twin Brother's a Brother' - Album out in the Summer - playing 93 feet east on Friday see you there?
Run, don't walk from TEH GOSSIPS...
Contact the show? - barely anyone does so if you do you are bound to be on it > tag tweets with #celebz / message @wickerwoo @chimpdonk or email us > wicker@sinktherock.org or crispin@sinktherock.org
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Celebrity Gossip Podcast with PMT (both kinds)
Play > The Crescent - Episode 42 (mp3)
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It's all fucking GO this week > celeb beach body HANG UPS > baby spice HATES Cheryl's guts > untold shit about CBEEBIES (celebrity big brother) > We BOTH all lezzy for Stephanie Beachums > Who would your celebrity butler be? > a lady with a FIVE FOOT BUM > 'I've got an arm for a tongue' > some PROPER 'MAZIN top tips > AND > a woman who breast feeds her dog (thanks Payto ~ @moodysson)...
PLaying out with 'Road Kill' by Sunderbans - download the track for free on their myspace.
...there is no Dana only ZUUL
Contact the show? - no one does so if you do you are bound to be on it > tag tweets with #celebz or email us > wicker@sinktherock.org or crispin@sinktherock.org
Weekly celebrity gossip podcast - The Crescent
Celebrity gossip and alphabet soup
Play > The Crescent - Episode 41 (mp3)
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We are a bit less pissed this time and do actually talk about celebrity gossip IN PARTICULAR > stressed Lily Allen is burnet out and hates her body > SOMEONE cut off their toe to like Cheryl Cole > Devina fitness shit > Celebrity Big Brother (which, of course, we haven't seen) > some AMAZING bikini bodies - or something > which ONE LEGGED celebrity is hoping to be on dancing about on ICE? > (some arguments in the middle about rizlas) > a quick review of who DIED in 2009 > and some half arsed psychic predictions for 2010 > accidental tangent into people and dogs with prolapsed bums > some SEX problems from Tracey and Julie > AND > the recipe for alphabet soup.
Playing out with Gold Panda - 'Back Home'
Contact the show? - no one does so if you do you are bound to be on it > tag tweets with #celebz or email us > wicker@sinktherock.org or crispin@sinktherock.org
The light that burns twice as bright only burns for half as long - and you have burned so very brightly Jade x
Weekly celebrity gossip podcast - The Crescent
Drunk Chrismas Celebrity Gossip > episode 40
Play > The Crescent - Episode 40 (mp3)
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Merry Crispmas my gossip loving lovelies x > here is what happened - we goto back from teh pub and then tried to do our podcast drunk as hell - I think we pulled it off but I can't really remember what we talked about - we forgot about Brittany Murphy but we remembered Pete Docherty - I think we shouted alot and wished you all a merry Crispmas especially to our new SHOWBIZ buddies AC the stylist and Carlos.
PLaying out with the skills of Halston - I'm down with Christmas
Contact the show? - no one does so if you do you are bound to be on it > tag tweets with #celebz or email us > wicker@sinktherock.org or crispin@sinktherock.org
twas the night before Crispmas and all through the house
Wicker and Crispin were shouting their pissed up heads off
Weekly celebrity gossip podcast - The Crescent
